How Bad Is The Ammo Drought?

Yeah, so Allen Forkner and I got a little silly on social media just now… 

How bad is the ammo drought? Last week, dude brought a box of 9mm range ammo onto Pawn Stars. Rick didn’t even haggle, just handed over a blank check.

How bad is the ammo drought? Joe Biden’s telling his wife to only fire one barrel into the air.

How bad is the ammo drought? Hollywood action stars are having to reload in scenes.

How bad is the ammo drought? DEA agents have to pretend to shoot themselves in the leg with a GLOCK fotie’

How bad is the ammo drought? President Obama has had to give up his “all the time” skeet shooting hobby.

How bad is the ammo drought? Last week, I saw a picture of a 100 round box of 9mm on the side of a milk carton.

How bad is the ammo drought? I can’t find ammo for my Pop-Tarts.

How bad is the ammo drought? 3 Gun now has a “Musket, blunderbuss, dueling pistol” division.

How bad is the ammo drought? Col. Sanders’ family just offered to trade 11 herbs and spices recipe for one box of .22LR.

How bad is the ammo drought? Mark Kelly returned the AR15 and standard capacity magazine he just bought.

How bad is the ammo drought? Troops told not to fire until they can “taste the whites of their eyes.”

How bad is the ammo drought? U.S. Marines have started to “take it easy” in battle.

How bad is the ammo drought? LAPD officers are being limited to 15 unaimed shots per suspect.

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  2. How bad is the ammo drought? In USPSA matches, any hit on paper is automatically considered a perfect double.

    How bad is the ammo drought? SASS shooters are allowed to substitute the word “BANG” in place of any actual shot.

  3. How bad is the ammo drought? The NYPD is now limiting officers to 7 shots per innocent bystander. Bystanders will be fined if they are carrying 8 rounds or more of lead in their person.

  4. How bad is the ammo drought? Cops are forced to say “Stop, or I’ll say ‘Stop!’ again!” before even drawing their weapons.

    How bad is the ammo drought? I can’t even find a high capacity bag of rubber bands to shoot at my friends anymore.

    How bad is the ammo drought? Plumbers are now paying customers for repair jobs so they can take old copper lines to melt down for reloads.

  5. How bad is the ammo drought? Wheel weights are now being stolen off of vehicles at a higher rate than wheel covers or stereos.

    How bad is the ammo drought? Burglars are breaking into homes to steal ammo, and leaving the gun collections behind.

  6. “How bad is the ammo drought? 3 Gun now has a “Musket, blunderbuss, dueling pistol” division.”

    That would actually make for an interesting day.