Obama’s talking about binders, Biden is talking about staplers

October 18, 2012 | By exurbankevin | Filed in: Democrats, Humor, Kevin, Photography.

Because what matters to American voters this year isn’t the economy or jobs or the war on terror, it’s office supplies.

Obama seized on Romney’s now meme-ified claim that, in his quest to find female cabinet members in Massachusetts, he picked from “binders full of women” provided to him by outside organizations.

“I’ve got to tell you, we don’t have to collect a bunch of binders to find qualified, talented, driven young women,” Obama said. 

Joe Biden, gaffe-prone and fresh from his ridiculous Vice-Presidential debate performance, had a different piece of office equipment on his mind. 

 “And I said, I don’t care if they take me off the ticket either, because I told, I told Obama that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Axelrod too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set my hair plugs on fire…”

 I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada.

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