Just A Reminder, They’re Not Anti-Gun, They’re Anti-Rights

Imagine if a pro-gun rights politician wrote this

Dear Joanna Johnson-Smith,

Its really neat that all you gun toting tea party psychotards are so interested in the goings on of our little City, even though I find it amazing that you don’t have any other pressing issues before you in New Lebanon. On the other hand, I guess its not surprising, considering you ideologues aren’t interested in actual policy, but rather grandstanding on mythical narratives of victimization.

Two things: The only spit here is the white stuff frothing on the ends of that rotten little mouth of yours from which you spew this hateful ignorant trash. And a donkeys behind? The rabid ignorance of the fringe is best illustrated by its sad metaphors, I mean seriously, thank you for the laughs.

By all means, come on down, we’ll be happy to beat you barbarians back with the clubs of reason & responsibility, radical lunatics that you are. And say, a quick ProTip, since you’re the “organizer” for unemployed guns nuts USA. Next time you think these unhinged rants will change the mind of anyone who has even a modicum of intelligence, you might instead just go back down into your basement & watch another episode of wheel-of-fortune. It’ll certainly be just as effective. Remember: there are millions of Eagle Scout God Worshiping Patriots who find you & your radical ilk as disgraceful to American Democracy as the Brown Shirt jackboots you act like. I happen to be just one of them. Good Luck.

Best Regards,
David Marston

It’s the “Best Regards” bit that slays me. I mean, you’re a brown shirt jackboot, but “Best Regards” anyways. 

You keep using those words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean. 

This is the true face of the those who oppose the right of self-defense. You people, you stupid people are just too STUPID to own a gun. Because shut up, that’s why. Oh, and your hateful ignorant woman are too stupid to figure out how to use America’s best-selling rifle

That too. 

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