Archives: Humor

Is this a head desk or a face palm

August 27, 2015 | By exurbankevin | 1 Comment | Filed in: Advertising and Marketing, Culture, Democrats, Guns, History, Humor, Kevin.

Or maybe both? Left-leaning “news explanation” site Vox has trouble differentiating between the National Rifle Association, the largest firearms safety training organization in the world, and the National Recovery Act, a ruthless system of wage and price controls created to help introduce socialism into the U.S. Note to Vox: Guns and butter is just a • Read More »

EPA Announces New Regulations Designed to Halt Invasive Washington Press Corps

July 5, 2015 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on EPA Announces New Regulations Designed to Halt Invasive Washington Press Corps | Filed in: Current Events, Democrats, global warming, Humor, MSM and New Media, politcs, Politics.

The Environmental Protection Agency has rolled out extensive new regulations to stop the spread of the free press in order to stop it before it becomes a danger to the Washington, D.C. ecosphere. “We need to look at the lifecycle of the press corps in terms of how it interacts with the other parts of the • Read More »

A special dedication for a certain former Secretary of State

April 29, 2015 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on A special dedication for a certain former Secretary of State | Filed in: Culture, Democrats, Humor, Kevin, MSM and New Media, Music, politcs, Politics.

All men have secrets and here is mine so let it be known we have been through hell and high tide I can surely rely on you and yet you start to recoil heavy words are so lightly thrown but I’d still leap in front of a flying bullet for you So what difference does • Read More »

He knows if you are sleeping, or drinking a Big Gulp

December 3, 2014 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on He knows if you are sleeping, or drinking a Big Gulp | Filed in: Advertising and Marketing, Crime, Democrats, GOP, Guns, Humor, Kevin, Law, Movies, politcs, Politics.

He knows if your gun’s ok, so be good for 5 bills’ sake. Baltimore to offer $500 if you squeal on your neighbor’s illegal guns. In an effort to reduce violent crime, Baltimore officials and Metro Crime Stoppers are giving $500 rewards for tips that lead to illegal gun forfeitures. If a tip leads to • Read More »

The Long Slouch Through Our Nation’s Institutions Continues

November 29, 2014 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on The Long Slouch Through Our Nation’s Institutions Continues | Filed in: Democrats, Education, Humor, Kevin, MSM and New Media, politcs, Politics.

Mrs ExKev is watching a special on Fox about how radicals like Ward Churchill and Bill Ayers influence the thinking and policies of our nation’s universities.  Me? I’m not watching it. More liberal readers of this blog may be surprised to hear this (as they all pretty much believe we on the right watch Fox • Read More »

Turkey Time

November 24, 2014 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on Turkey Time | Filed in: Democrats, Guns, Holiday, Humor, Kevin.

I have a relatives who do not hold the same religious beliefs I do, and we have a great time at Thanksgiving and other semi-religious events because I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut, enjoy their company, let family be family, and be a witness to what I believe in, not a spokesman.  What’s the • Read More »

A Unique And Special Flower, Even When He’s Not.

October 21, 2014 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on A Unique And Special Flower, Even When He’s Not. | Filed in: Democrats, Humor, Kevin, Quotes.

“No president in modern history has ever inherited a bigger mess of problems, bigger unemployment, bigger deficit, longer wars, than President Obama.” – Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley “Do tell.”  – Franklin Delano Roosevelt “What he said.” – Abraham Lincoln “Riggggghhhht.”  -George Washington

Two-Faced

March 9, 2014 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on Two-Faced | Filed in: Current Events, Democrats, Humor, Kevin, politcs, Politics.

Obama to Dems: “It’s Time to Worry”  Obama has increasingly sounded like the nerdy kid in a bad horror movie constantly warning his friends to stay out of danger as he’s called on the Democratic base to not be complacent in 2014. “You’ve got to pay attention to the states,” he begged at a recent • Read More »

On SB1062

February 26, 2014 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on On SB1062 | Filed in: Arizona, Culture, Family, GOP, Humor, Kevin, Law, politcs, Politics, Religion.

An ASU law prof weighs in on Arizona’s “controversial” anti-gay/pro-religious freedom bill and finds it to be a big, fat nothing-burger.  “…in Phoenix, Tucson and Flagstaff, which do extend rights based on sexual orientation, only the government can take action against an offending firm, with companies already able to claim a shield against government action • Read More »

Have a Coke and a smile

February 5, 2014 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on Have a Coke and a smile | Filed in: Advertising and Marketing, Business, Culture, Entertainment, Football, Humor, immigration, Kevin, Marketing, MSM and New Media, politcs, Politics, Sport, Sports, Television.

It appears that the dextrosphere is panicking over the fact that an iconic worldwide brand closely associated with a nation of immigrants uses immigrants to sell its product.   For the record, as an immigrant to the U.S., I thought this Coke commercial was pretty neat. It’s a good reminder that people come to this country • Read More »

Well, to be fair, he translated Obama’s speech *perfectly*

December 11, 2013 | By exurbankevin | 1 Comment | Filed in: Culture, Current Events, Democrats, History, Humor, Kevin, politcs, Politics.

How many people on this stage are just blathering on without saying anything meaningful? If you said “One” (Obama), you’d be wrong.  “A man who provided sign language interpretation on stage for Nelson Mandela’s memorial service, attended by scores of heads of state, was a “fake,” the national director of the Deaf Federation of South • Read More »

Imagine if Sheriff Joe said this.

November 27, 2013 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on Imagine if Sheriff Joe said this. | Filed in: Democrats, Humor, immigration, International, Kevin, politcs, Politics.

“I didn’t ask, but just looking at faces, I could tell there were some folks who are here not because they were born here, but because they want to be here and they bring extraordinary talents to the United States.”  Our President can tell who’s an immigrant to the United States and who isn’t just • Read More »

The Joke(r)’s on San Francisco Democrats.

November 23, 2013 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on The Joke(r)’s on San Francisco Democrats. | Filed in: Current Events, Democrats, Entertainment, Humor, Kevin, politcs, Politics.

In case you missed it, the internet was abuzz last following the exploits of Batkid, the feel-good story of the year.  The streets of San Francisco — sorry, Gotham City — went absolutely insane Friday for a 5-year-old boy named Miles. Miles has leukemia, and his fondest wish was to be Batman for a day. The Make-a-Wish Foundation obliged, • Read More »

Quote Of The Day, 11/13/13 Edition

November 13, 2013 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on Quote Of The Day, 11/13/13 Edition | Filed in: Democrats, Environment, global warming, GOP, HEALTH, Humor, Kevin, Medicine, politcs, Politics.

“We have not just Obamacare unraveling, not just the Obama administration unraveling, not just the Democratic majority in the Senate,  but we could be looking at the collapse of American liberalism. Obamacare is the big thing for them, the biggest in 100 years. And this is a moment when we have to be calm. We • Read More »

Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

October 23, 2013 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. | Filed in: Democrats, HEALTH, Humor, Kevin, Medicine, politcs, Politics.

Your tax dollars paid for this: Obamacare, The Game!      From the “Learn More” section (I swear this isn’t a parody site). My comments are in italics.  Improving private market reforms including ending lifetime and most annual limits for health insurance coverage, increasing transparency about how insurers use consumer’s premium dollars and eliminating discrimination by • Read More »

Nuestro Grito

September 16, 2013 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on Nuestro Grito | Filed in: Arizona, Humor, immigration, International, Kevin, politcs, Politics.

Want to solve the problem of illegal immigration? Help Latin America solve it’s problems, and the problem will solve itself.  I hope that one day, everyone south of me will be able to enjoy the blessings of life, liberty and the pursuit of Sofia Vergara.  Hey, you define “happiness” your way, and I’ll define it • Read More »

That’s the Chicago way.

September 9, 2013 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on That’s the Chicago way. | Filed in: Crime, Culture, Democrats, Humor, Kevin, Money.

Breaking news from Obama’s home town of Nairobi Chicago. Tally in Illinois grant-fraud probe so far: 13 charged, $16M embezzled The U.S. attorney’s office in Springfield has been busy the past few years investigating a variety of fraud schemes involving state grants. Thirteen people have been charged so far, six who have pleaded guilty. Two • Read More »

Unexpecting the expected.

August 27, 2013 | By exurbankevin | Comments Off on Unexpecting the expected. | Filed in: Current Events, Family, Humor, International, Kevin, Men, politcs, Politics.

A group of women (and men) protested in Vancouver, Canada, this week, demanding that women should have the right to go topless, just like men. Marching through the streets of that fair city, they cried out “Nudity isn’t sexual!”, at which point, dozens of mens of men with camera began to film the demonstration and • Read More »