Well there goes the narrative

Turns out the shooter in Virginia was a straight white guy hell-bent on starting a race war because of the riots in Ferguson.

Wait, no, that’s not what I meant. He was a gay black man who wanted to start a race war because of the shooting in Charleston.

“What sent me over the top was the church shooting. And my hollow point bullets have the victims’ initials on them.”

It is unclear whose initials he is referring to. He continues, “As for Dylann Roof? You (deleted)! You want a race war (deleted)? BRING IT THEN YOU WHITE …(deleted)!!!” He said Jehovah spoke to him, telling him to act.

Later in the manifesto, the writer quotes the Virginia Tech mass killer, Seung Hui Cho, and calls him “his boy,” and expresses admiration for the Columbine High School killers. “Also, I was influenced by Seung–Hui Cho. That’s my boy right there. He got NEARLY double the amount that Eric Harris and Dylann Klebold got…just sayin’…

–He says has suffered racial discrimination, sexual harassment and bullying at work. –He says he has been attacked by black men and white females. – He talks about how he was attacked for being a gay, black man.

And he lost his job to a woman, so you can’t blame sexism, either.

What, then, is a poor liberal to blame for such a horror? Why, the gun, of course.

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What they lack in effectiveness, they make up for with consistency.