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Kingdom of the empty skull

August 31, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Kingdom of the empty skull | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Ron Paul (R-Freakazoid) is determined to tilt at any and all windmills in his path, even if it’s a windmill in the shape of Fort Knox. (Via Matt Cover on Twitter)  “If there was no question about the gold being there, you think they would be anxious to prove gold is there,” he (Ron Paul) • Read More »

America’s Candidate joins Team Jacob

August 31, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on America’s Candidate joins Team Jacob | Filed in: Uncategorized.

America finally has the anti-sparkly candidate we’ve been waiting for.  I will stop debt collectors from calling you. I will make it illegal for a company to sell a debt you have for purposes of collection. You and your family have dignity: you are not cattle to be sold back and forth in the debt • Read More »

Bringing in the big guns

August 31, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Bringing in the big guns | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Almost everything we now know about using a pistol for personal self-defense originated at Gunsite, a firearms training facility just north of Prescott. Col. Jeff Cooper, who created the Modern Technique of pistol combat and the Awareness Colour Code, founded the site as The American Pistol Institute in 1976 and it has been training policemen, • Read More »

President Pee Wee.

August 30, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on President Pee Wee. | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Dude, if you’re going to look this dorky on a bike, why not just go for the full Pee Wee Herman? (Image re-purposed from here.) More …

CNN’s Rick Sanchez: The new Evan Mecham?

August 30, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on CNN’s Rick Sanchez: The new Evan Mecham? | Filed in: Uncategorized.

CNN anchor Rick Sanchez has never been called the sharpest tool in the shed. But today’s gaffe was amazing: Sanchez isn’t the first to step into that unfortunate idiom. In the late ’80s, former used car salesman and troubled Arizona governor Ev Mecham was under attack as a racist. His very first act in office • Read More »

Chapters axed from Meghan McCain’s new book.

August 30, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Chapters axed from Meghan McCain’s new book. | Filed in: Uncategorized.

ExLg has had some fun with Meghan McCain’s political musings in the past. Over the weekend, Lori Ziganto and Jenn Q. Public posted a hilarious, expansive parody of our senior senator’s daughter. Read the whole thing! Please, please, please  Miss McCain – please run for office in Arizona. You won’t get elected, but you’ll make • Read More »

Rhymes with fail

August 30, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Rhymes with fail | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Hush little baby, don’t say a word  Papa’s gonna buy you the District Third And if that District Third gets beat Papa’s gonna buy you a Senate seat And that Senate Seat turns sour Papa’s gonna buy you more ways to power More …

Keith Olbermann is not obsessed with Glenn Beck.

August 29, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Keith Olbermann is not obsessed with Glenn Beck. | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Late last night on Twitter, Keith Olbermann started complaining about Glenn Beck’s mammoth Restoring Honor event in Washington, D.C. And complaining. Criticizing the crowd counts. Mocking the attendees. Insisting he would never want to hold such a rally. That, frankly, he doesn’t even care about Glenn Beck and it’s foolish that anyone does. After his • Read More »

The one part of The Phantom Menace that didn’t suck

August 28, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on The one part of The Phantom Menace that didn’t suck | Filed in: Uncategorized.

… was the teaser trailer / music video for “Duel of the Fates”.  When this came out a month or two before the movie was released, I was in heaven. Look how exciting it is! The cool villains! The snappy lines! The slam-bang editing!  And then I watched the movie, and I realized that all • Read More »

Doing the jobs hard-working Senatorial candidates won’t do

August 28, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Doing the jobs hard-working Senatorial candidates won’t do | Filed in: Uncategorized.

So J.D. Hayworth still hasn’t swallowed his pride and placed a call to John McCain conceding the primary election.  No problem, J.D., I’ll do it for you. And then charge your campaign a thousand dollars for something you could have done yourself for free.  I know you won’t mind. After all, you’re used to this • Read More »

Saturday Movie Blogging – Glory

August 28, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Saturday Movie Blogging – Glory | Filed in: Uncategorized.

I’m listening to Shelby Foote’s “The Civil War: A Narrative” on the drive to and from work these days, so I just had to make his week’s movie post about the best Civil War movie of the last 25 years and the movie that (rightfully) made Denzel Washington a major star.  More …

RIP, SRV.

August 27, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on RIP, SRV. | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Twenty years ago today, the guitar world lost a legend. More …

Gasoline, meet fire. Fire, gasoline.

August 27, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Gasoline, meet fire. Fire, gasoline. | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Oh yeah, this’ll help calm down the debate.  “Ground Zero Victory Lap Mosque Muslim Center May Get Public Financing”  The Muslim center planned near the site of the World Trade Center attack could qualify for tax-free financing, a spokesman for City Comptroller John Liu said on Friday, and Liu is willing to consider approving the • Read More »

‘Get to know me!’

August 27, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on ‘Get to know me!’ | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Glen Asbury kindly interviewed me for his “Twitter Personality of the Week” feature. Glen is about the nicest guy you could ever meet and was characteristically merciful in his questioning. Follow him at @GlenAsbury – he’s a good hang. Even though I’ve been through a few of these, it’s oddly discomfiting being interviewed. I can’t • Read More »

Barbara Billingsley, where are you when your country needs you?

August 26, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Barbara Billingsley, where are you when your country needs you? | Filed in: Uncategorized.

I wish this was a joke, but it isn’t.  The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records. A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Atlanta field • Read More »

DeLOLware

August 26, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on DeLOLware | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Whew, good thing we have “A President who knows what a library is“, or else we’d be in REAL trouble.  Now I’m probably the last person to talk about other’s spelling mistakes, but on the other hand, it’s just me writing this blog and not the vast Federal bureaucratic machine.  And just remember, this is • Read More »

Quote of the Day, 8/26 Edition

August 26, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Quote of the Day, 8/26 Edition | Filed in: Uncategorized.

“There is no scientific evidence that the use of traditional ammunition is having an adverse impact on wildlife populations.” … “There is anecdotal evidence that the banning of traditional ammunition would have an adverse impact on government bureaucrat populations.”  – Tam More …

The people have spoken

August 25, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on The people have spoken | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Ok, so I didn’t make any campaign stops, post any viral videos of me shooting off guns, recruit any volunteers or knock on a single door: I was still hoping that the voters of Arizona’s 15th Congressional District would rise up and choose me as the person to lead the Republican Party in what’s sure • Read More »

Live-blogging the Arizona primary results.

August 24, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Live-blogging the Arizona primary results. | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Polls for the Arizona primary close at 7 p.m. Mountain Standard Time (10 p.m. EDT) and results should start rolling in by 8 p.m. (11 p.m EDT). (Please note that Arizona does not participate in daylight savings/super-pretend time.) Read below for live-blogging updates! [THE LIVE-BLOG HAS ENDED] More …

Re: ExLg Endorsement Close-Out Sale!

August 23, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Re: ExLg Endorsement Close-Out Sale! | Filed in: Uncategorized.

I should also point out that feigned casual indifference will always be free, and there is also a ten percent surcharge for extra snark.  Also, our price for endorsing a liberal Democrat (or Ron Paul) is our immortal souls.  Or in my case, I’ll settle for an M163A2 PiVADS.  More …

ExLg Endorsement Close-Out Sale!

August 23, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on ExLg Endorsement Close-Out Sale! | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Like many conservative blogs, we’re trying to figure out how to monetize our Web site. As a fairly well-linked property, you would expect us to own mansions atop Camelback Mountain with foundations made of spare Krugerrands and the skulls of slow construction workers. Shockingly, this isn’t the case. At least not yet. Needless to say, • Read More »

Armed with the facts

August 23, 2010 | By admindude | Comments Off on Armed with the facts | Filed in: Uncategorized.

Chimpy Boo$Hitler’s War on Error bankrupted the country, right? All the money spent spending our troops overseas has ruined the economy and only more government money will get us out it, right?  Right?  Errr, not so much.  * Obama’s stimulus, passed in his first month in office, will cost more than the entire Iraq War • Read More »