Sure, the days of BB gun advertisements in comic books are long gone, but that doesn’t mean that little boys have stopped playing with toyguns. I had to satiate my need for firepower with cap guns and my friend’s air rifles and could only WISH for toys like this.
So what’s so special about a Nerf gun, you say? Well, this one has frickin’ laser sights on it, that’s what. Mere words cannot express how badly I would have wanted such a gadget in my younger years.
Or how about this:
Pistol grip? Check. Hi-capacity magazine? Check. Shoulder thing that goes up? Check. Heck, the darn thing’s even got a rail on it! What we have here, then, is a full-on Nerf assault rifle that any wanna-be 3 gun champ can buy right now, no waiting period or background check required. And speaking of multiple guns…
I’m not certain, but having a rifle with a detachable pistol would be an NFA gun if it shot anything other than Nerf darts, which makes this toy even cooler. But not as cool as this:
A tripod-mounted, belt-fed, burst-fire Nerf gun.
Let me say that again for you, just in case you didn’t get it: IT’S A TRIPOD-MOUNTED, BELT-FED, (almost) FULL AUTO NERF GUN!!!!! The implications for terrorizing your siblings and/or parents (in limited but judicious doses) with such a piece of machinery just boggle the mind! Who needs a wimpy little air gun that’s got a compass in the handle? You’ve got rock and roll now, baby!
And yes, there is a better-than average chance that one (or more) of my boys may be getting one (or more) of these toys this Christmas.
If Dad doesn’t claim them for himself first, that is.
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November 30th, 2009 by exurbankevin