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The Taliban advancing on Islamabad. The economy in collapse. A nuclear North Korea threatening war. Thankfully, our political class is hard at work:
Reed, Dodd call for stronger sunscreen standards
PROVIDENCE, R.I.—Two New England senators are pushing for stronger testing and labeling standards for sunscreen.
U.S. Sens. Jack Reed, a Rhode Island Democrat, and Chris Dodd, a Democrat from Connecticut, have introduced legislation that calls on the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to require manufacturers to test sunscreen products against ultraviolet A and ultraviolet B rays.
Their next legislation will outlaw swimming within 30 minutes of a meal, followed by mandatory double-knotting of all shoelaces.