Wait, did he just say “Blessed are the cheese-makers”?

February 16, 2009 | By admindude | Filed in: Humor, Kevin, Politics.

A few handy tips for those waiting in line for glimpse of their messiah:

And above all, forget about being polite or reasonable or any appearance of bi-partisanship, even though you’re smack dab in the middle of one of the reddest red states in the country. It’s your passion and unshakable belief in the Kwisatz Haderach that people admire, not your willingness to reach across boundaries and work together for the good of the country, because after all, until a month ago, the country wasn’t worthy of your support. YOU (and your messiah) are far, far more important than any one political entity, and it’s up to YOU to let people know that.

Stay crazy. Stay true to your beliefs. And make sure everyone knows about them, every chance you get. Ignore the polls that say you’re headed on the wrong track. Those people are wrong, and they must learn just HOW wrong they are at every opportunity.

Keep at it, and the Obama administration will have it’s proper place in history.

Right beside Jimmy Carter.

2 comments on “Wait, did he just say “Blessed are the cheese-makers”?

  1. Wry Mouth says:

    …it’s not meant to be taken literally! Obviously, it can refer to any maker of dairy products…”

  2. Are you the People’s Front of Mesa or the Mesan People’s Front?