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Blue on Blue on Blue

April 30, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Blue on Blue on Blue | Filed in: Kevin, Politics.

When someone over at The Plank rips into a fellow Democrat, you know things have gone too far. Howard Dean whines that he’s been “viciously attacked.” Cry me a river. He deserves whatever he’s getting for his dishonest and cynical pandering to unadulterated isolationist sentiment (which is becoming quite a trend in the Democratic Party; remember John Kerry’s disgraceful “opening • Read More »

Obamessiah Terrorism Update

April 30, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Obamessiah Terrorism Update | Filed in: Humor, Kevin, Politics.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, one of the “students” responsible for holding 52 Americans hostage at the former U.S. Embassy in Tehran and current mastermind behind attacks on U.S. troops in Iraq endorsdes Barack for President. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told the Spanish El Pais newspaper that the real circles of power in America would not • Read More »

The problem with following a demagogue is,

April 29, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on The problem with following a demagogue is, | Filed in: Kevin, Politics.

At some point, he’ll decide his agenda is more important than yours and leave you to wallow in the mess he left behind. Obama is finding this out the hard way. Ben Smith of Politico hits the nail squarely on the head: “… it’s worth noting that Wright didn’t say anything substantively new yesterday to • Read More »

Obamessiah Terrorism Update

April 29, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Obamessiah Terrorism Update | Filed in: Humor, Kevin, Politics.

This just in to our Obama Terrorism Update desk: Aryan Nations, in a surprise move, is NOT endorsing Obama for President. And what’s even more shocking, they’re not endorsing Ron Paul, either. This has been your Obama Terrorism Update for Tuesday, April 29th, 2008. Check back with Exurbanleague.com for more Obama Terrorism Updates as they • Read More »

Obamessiah Terrorism Update

April 29, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Obamessiah Terrorism Update | Filed in: Humor, Kevin, Politics.

Yet another update to the long, long line of violent loony fringe groups that endorse or do not endorse the Chosen One who will bring unity to the Force, aka the Kwisatz Haderach, for President. The Democratic Party’s envoy to jowelled America, Bill (“E.T., phone home!“) Richardson reports that Hugo “We Will Bury You if • Read More »

Quote of the Day, 4/28 edition

April 28, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Quote of the Day, 4/28 edition | Filed in: Kevin, Politics, Religion.

“Trinity United Church of Christ describes itself as “Unapologetically Christian,” but apologetics does not appear to be one of Wright’s strong suits.” – Mark Hemingway, National Review Online

L’église, c’est moi

April 28, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on L’église, c’est moi | Filed in: Kevin, Politics, Religion.

There’s a great scene at the end of Kelly’s Heroes, where the citizens of a newly-liberated French village shower accolades on “The General” , played by Carroll O’Connor. Up to then, O’Connor’s character (a brilliant parody of George S. Patton) was wholy concerned about winning the war in Europe. However, when the time came for • Read More »

Obamessiah Terrorism Update

April 28, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Obamessiah Terrorism Update | Filed in: Humor, Kevin, Politics.

Furthering our commitment to track the terrorist groups that have and have not endorsed Barack Obama, we present to you today’s Obamessiah Terrorism Update. Despite enormous pressure to follow their bitter rival Hamas and endorse Obama, the PLO’s political wing, Fatah, has NOT endorsed Barack Obama for President. This may change if Fatah can’t pick • Read More »

Hot pants

April 27, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Hot pants | Filed in: Humor, Kevin.

Having a burning sensation in your nether regions: Bad. Having your pants actually catch on fire: Worse.

Obamessiah Terrorism Update

April 27, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Obamessiah Terrorism Update | Filed in: Humor, Kevin, Politics.

In our continuing efforts to keep our readers up-to-date with which terrorist groups have and have not endorsed the Obamessiah for President, we give you today’s Obamessiah Terrorism Update: As of right now, the Tamil Tigers have NOT endorsed Obama for President. I repeat, the Tamil Tigers have NOT endorsed Obama for President. As far • Read More »

Well that kinda stunk

April 27, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Well that kinda stunk | Filed in: Guns, Kevin.

Got the results back from my morning match: Out of four stages, I placed dead last in two stages, and the two I did better than last place, the only person who was worse than me was a high-school girl. That’s right: I was beaten by a girl. And soundly, too. Not surprising, though, considering • Read More »

This is new politics?

April 26, 2008 | By admindude | 1 Comment | Filed in: Kevin, Politics.

If you’re not for us, you’re against us. – President George W. Bush, 2001 If you’re not for us, you’re racist. – David Plouffe, Obama’s campaign manager, 2008 The exact quote: “The vast, vast majority of voters who would not vote for Barack Obama in November based on race are probably firmly in John McCain’s • Read More »

Obamessiah Terrorism Update

April 26, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Obamessiah Terrorism Update | Filed in: Kevin, Politics.

In order to keep track of the domestic and foreign terrorists who have endorsed Obama for President and as a public service to our readers, we here at Exurbanleague will be maintaining and regularly updating a list of terrorist groups who have NOT endorsed Obama for President of the United States. Today’s terrorist group that • Read More »

The hole that isn’t there

April 26, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on The hole that isn’t there | Filed in: Guns, Kevin.

Obama has declared he’s in favor of closing the “gun show loophole”. Funny thing about that loophole: It doesn’t exist. I can tell you from personal experience that if you buy a gun from a dealer’s table at a gun show, you will get a background check (no exceptions) and because I’m still a (legal) • Read More »

Only the little people worry about corrupt land deals

April 26, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Only the little people worry about corrupt land deals | Filed in: Kevin, Politics.

The Obamessiah has decreed the following issues are “distractions” and not to be discussed in his exalted presence: – The hundreds of thousands of dollars he saved in a land deal with noted Chicago crook Tony Rezko – Any endorsement from unrepentant domestic terrorists – Any endorsement from homicidal international terrorists – Any mention of • Read More »

Who’s bitter now?

April 25, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Who’s bitter now? | Filed in: Jon, Politics.

A well-connected Obama delegate admits what conservatives already knew. Bittergate (Clingaquiddick?) devastated his chances in Pennsylvania: * Message to all Democratic Candidates: Never to go San Fransicso (sic), unless incognito; * Message to Barack: Don’t think out loud at fundraisers in San Fransisco (sic) if you’re stupid enough to go there. * Message # 3: • Read More »

I’m a prude and proud of it.

April 25, 2008 | By admindude | 3 Comments | Filed in: Books, Family, Jon, Men.

As a dad to two very young girls, I often wonder how to respond to the Bratz-doll world that surrounds them. Blogger John Hawkins interviews Carol Platt Liebau about her new book Prude: How the Sex-Obsessed Culture Damages Girls (and America, Too). Looks worth a read. I didn’t get married until my early 30s, so • Read More »

Can they both lose?

April 25, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Can they both lose? | Filed in: Kevin, MSM and New Media, Politics.

Who would win a battle between The Huffington Post and Keith Olbermann (besides society in general, that is) ? The answer is, of course, John McCain. Via Hot Air.

Old-school iPod

April 25, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Old-school iPod | Filed in: Jon, Music, Technology.

In just 12 easy steps (and a backpack full of vinyl), you too can listen to music wherever you go! How convenient! I like the instruction manual’s Helpful Hint #4: “Avoid playing records in direct sunlight, as they will become warped.” For some reason, the Mister Disc Nano (45’s only), was never released. (Via Kottke)

Movie fans, rejoice!

April 25, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Movie fans, rejoice! | Filed in: Kevin, Movies.

Guillermo del Toro will be directing The Hobbit, Peter Jackson will produce. Perfect. I’m almost giggling with happiness over this news. If Jackson’s not going to do it, del Toro would be who I’d want leading the helm of a Hobbit movie. Can’t. Wait.

Friday Music Blogging: Calexico

April 25, 2008 | By admindude | 2 Comments | Filed in: Jon, Music.

Since I continue to obsess about Wednesday night’s concert, let’s do a Calexico video. This is their cover of the Love classic “Alone Again Or”.

Who needs tea leaves when you’ve got fontography?

April 25, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Who needs tea leaves when you’ve got fontography? | Filed in: design, Kevin, Politics.

What does McCain’s choice of Optima mean for his candidacy? Any number of things, apparently. “When I saw John McCain’s Optima, the first thing I thought was that it’s the same font used for the carving of all the names on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. Maybe this is a coincidence, but even if so, it’s • Read More »

Fight the war you’re in, not the war you lost. Twice.

April 24, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Fight the war you’re in, not the war you lost. Twice. | Filed in: Kevin, Politics.

That Karl Rove is a genius! Not only did he steal the 2000 election, now he’s Jedi mind-tricked the Democrats into using the rules of the 2000 and 2004 campaigns for this election! Mr. Rove was the latest in a long line of almost mystical theorists to captivate Washington, and even partisan Democrats — those • Read More »

Render unto the DMV…

April 24, 2008 | By admindude | Comments Off on Render unto the DMV… | Filed in: Jon, Politics, Religion.

Apparently every problem has been solved in the State of Florida, so legislators now have time to deal with this: The Florida Legislature is considering a specialty plate with a design that includes a Christian cross, a stained-glass window and the words “I Believe.” Rep. Edward Bullard, the plate’s sponsor, said people who “believe in • Read More »