…that its appeal is, well, personal. People who follow that personality aren’t a part of the equation when the person they follow isn’t a part of the equation, either. Evangelical Christians know this from hard experience: Time and time again, a preacher arrives on the scene who dazzles everyone and promises his followers the Sun, […]
Breaking news from Obama’s home town of Nairobi Chicago. Tally in Illinois grant-fraud probe so far: 13 charged, $16M embezzled The U.S. attorney’s office in Springfield has been busy the past few years investigating a variety of fraud schemes involving state grants. Thirteen people have been charged so far, six who have pleaded guilty. Two […]
My my, we seem to have touched a nerve within the Occupy _______ movement. They seem upset that their Kwisatz Haderach came from House Atriedes but never spent any time with the Fremen. Tough. It’s ok to b*tch about reality, but you deny it at your own peril. My questions for the Occupy _______ movement […]
Seriously, it’s not a conspiracy.There is no liberal media. Never has been, never will. Well, except for the times the people on Journolist got together to coordinate their message on how to best bash other reporters who dared to ask their Kwisatz Haderach tough questions about the racists within his ranks. But that is TOTALLY not […]
A few handy tips for those waiting in line for glimpse of their messiah: There are plenty of palm trees throughout Mesa, so rather than stripping one or two trees bare, pick a few fronds from different trees to wave as Obama passes by. Make sure the cloak you throw down in front of the […]
Is Arizona in play? Will Obama’s wave of new elation wash across the state, insuring the Kwisatz Haderach a 50-state victory this Tuesday? In a word, no. In two words, Hell, no. Democrats voting early this year have closed the gap against Republicans in traditionally GOP-leaning Maricopa County, but not enough to drastically shake up […]
The New Republic and the New York Times are puzzled as to why their Chosen One, the Kwisatz Haderach, hasn’t ascended into Poll Heaven after his European trip. Maybe it’s because the voters are taking the advice of Public Enemy rather than that of the New York Times. Yeaaaah booooyz.
So much for that “Hillary holding out to the very last minute to concede” meme. If anything, she’s leaving early. But the Obamessiah’s acolytes will tolerate no other saviour but their Kwisatz Haderach.
Yet another update to the long, long line of violent loony fringe groups that endorse or do not endorse the Chosen One who will bring unity to the Force, aka the Kwisatz Haderach, for President. The Democratic Party’s envoy to jowelled America, Bill (“E.T., phone home!“) Richardson reports that Hugo “We Will Bury You if […]